2017 Game Review Haiku, #30 – Tales from the Borderlands, Episode 1 “Zer0 Sum”

Vault key deal goes south
For Rhys, Fiona, and friends
Zer0 loves haikus

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I can’t believe I’m still doing this. I can’t believe I’ll ever stop. These game summaries in chunks of five, seven, and five syllable lines paint pictures in the mind better than any half a dozen descriptive paragraphs I could ever write. Trust me, I’ve tried. Brevity is the place to be. At this point, I’ve done over 200 of these things and have no plans of slowing down. So get ready for another year of haikus. Doumo arigatou gozaimasu.