Find Adam Fenix
Save what humanity left
Hard to play post-4
I can’t believe I’m still doing this. I can’t believe I’ll ever stop. These game summaries in chunks of five, seven, and five syllable lines paint pictures in the mind better than any half a dozen descriptive paragraphs I could ever write. Trust me, I’ve tried. Brevity is the place to be. At this point, I’ve done over 200 of these things and have no plans of slowing down. So get ready for another year of haikus. Doumo arigatou gozaimasu.
Posted in 2017 completed games, entertainment, haiku review, videogames, xbox 360, xbox one
Tagged Adam Fenix, campaign, Cliffy B, Coalition of Ordered Governments, cover-based shooter, Epic Games, Gears of War 3, GoW 3, haiku, haikus, Lambent, Marcus Fenix, Microsoft Studios, poetry, Sera, third-person shooter
Swarm creatures kidnap
Must fight back, bring back Daddy
Good fun, familiar
Here we go again. Another year of me attempting to produce quality Japanese poetry about the videogames I complete in three syllable-based phases of 5, 7, and 5. I hope you never tire of this because, as far as I can see into the murky darkness–and leap year–that is 2016, I’ll never tire of it either. Perhaps this’ll be the year I finally cross the one hundred mark. Buckle up–it’s sure to be a bumpy ride. Yoi ryokō o.
Posted in 2016 completed games, entertainment, haiku review, videogames
Tagged campaign, Coalition of Ordered Governments, collectibles, Gears of War 4, JD Fenix, Marcus Fenix, Microsoft Studios, Reyna, The Coalition, The Swarm, third-person shooter