Slide jump for big air
Run up walls like you don’t care
For free, this is fair
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These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.
Posted in 2013 completed games, entertainment, haiku review, just beat, videogames, xbox 360
Tagged Doritos, Doritos Crash Course 2, haikus, poetry
Mansion to mansion
Ghost to ghost, Luigi sucks
‘Em up, shivering
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These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.
Posted in 2013 completed games, entertainment, haiku review, just beat, nintendo 3DS, videogames
Tagged ghost, ghosts, haiku, Luigi's Mansion, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, poetry
The trials of Chrom
Cost many their lives, too bad
Permadeath is tough
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These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.
Posted in 2013 completed games, entertainment, haiku review, just beat, nintendo 3DS, RPGs, videogames
Tagged Chrom, Fire Emblem, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Grima, permadeath, poetry, SRPG
Cole: ice or fire
Stop the Beast, cure the sick, save
New Marais, shocking
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These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.
Posted in 2013 completed games, entertainment, haiku review, just beat, playstation 3, videogames
Tagged Cole MacGrath, infamous 2, PlayStation Plus, Sucker Punch
Stop waves from coming
Archers ready, for the king
Winsome RTS
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These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.
Posted in 2013 completed games, entertainment, haiku review, just beat, videogames
Tagged free-to-play, FTP, Kingdom Rush, poetry, RTS, tower defense
The Freeman is back
Needs to reach White Forest, does
Despite those Striders
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These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.
Posted in 2013 completed games, entertainment, haiku review, just beat, videogames, xbox 360
Tagged Alyx, Alyx Vance, Combine, episode two, Gordon Freeman, Half-Life 2, Striders, The Orange Box
Pick your three poisons
Explore the Cave, heed its snark
Ladders are the worst
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These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.
Posted in 2013 completed games, entertainment, haiku review, just beat, playstation 3, videogames
Tagged Double Fine, haiku, poetry, Ron Gilbert, The Cave
Steal Elizabeth
Constants and variables
Wipe away the debt
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These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.
Posted in 2013 completed games, entertainment, first-person shooter, haiku review, just beat, review, videogames, xbox 360
Tagged BioShock Infinite, haiku, poetry
To save Princess Peach
And the yearly Sticker Fest
Follow a walkthrough
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These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.
Posted in 2013 completed games, haiku review, just beat
Tagged Bowser, haiku, Paper Mario: Sticker Star, poetry, Princess Peach, Sticker Fest, stickers
Drink your dinner down
You sad, dead speck of nothing
She is not coming
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These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.
Posted in 2013 completed games, entertainment, food, haiku review, just beat, videogames
Tagged Dinner Date, food, Julian Luxemburg, Meiko, PC, poem, poetry
