Category Archives: haiku review

2013 Game Review Haiku, #29 – The Walking Dead, “400 Days”

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Learn how some strangers
Joined together to survive
This short but sweet tease

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #28 – WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!

2013 games completed warioware

You have three seconds
To beat a bunch of bizarre
Lively minigames

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #27 – El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron

2013 games completed El Shaddai

Climb this tower of
Angels, show them your Arch skills
Chapter 4 is cute

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #26 – Hotline Miami

2013 games completed Hotline Miami

Wear animal masks
To wreak havoc and spill blood
‘CAUSE THE PHONE SAYS SO

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #25 – Battlefield 3

2013 games completed Battlefield 3

Help Sergeant Blackburn
Tell his story, of terror
Corridor shooting

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #24 – Fable III

2013 games completed fable 3 boo

Fable II better
Just play Fable II, really
Bring back Fable II

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #23 – Attack of the Friday Monsters! A Tokyo Tale

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Monsters, aliens
And kids with card games, a lost
Charming childhood

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #22 – Mario VS. Donkey Kong

2013 games completed mario vs donkey kong

Collect the gold key
Save mini Mario toy
Give Donkey Kong his

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #21 – Doritos Crash Course 2

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Slide jump for big air
Run up walls like you don’t care
For free, this is fair

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #20 – Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon

2013 games completed luigi's mansion dark moon

Mansion to mansion
Ghost to ghost, Luigi sucks
‘Em up, shivering

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.