Category Archives: 2013 completed games

2013 Game Review Haiku, #34 – Minesweeper (Windows 8 Phone)

2013 games completed minesweeper

Better mark those flags
Or explode, find your Polish
Mine detector stat

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #33 – VVVVVV

2013 games completed vvvvvv

You flip up, flip down
Find crew members in tough spots
Die oodles of times

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #32 – Silent Hill 2

2013 games completed silent hill 2

Looking for Mary
In a hell called Silent Hill
Good luck, James–stay safe

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #31 – Dragon Fantasy (Book 1)

2013 games completed dragon-fantasy-book 1

Old-school roleplaying
With a button to speed up
That vital grinding

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #30 – Chrono Cross

2013 games beat chrono-cross-island

A boy must travel
Between worlds, fight the Darkness
What a vague ending

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #29 – The Walking Dead, “400 Days”

the-walking-dead-400-days-3

Learn how some strangers
Joined together to survive
This short but sweet tease

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #28 – WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!

2013 games completed warioware

You have three seconds
To beat a bunch of bizarre
Lively minigames

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #27 – El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron

2013 games completed El Shaddai

Climb this tower of
Angels, show them your Arch skills
Chapter 4 is cute

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #26 – Hotline Miami

2013 games completed Hotline Miami

Wear animal masks
To wreak havoc and spill blood
‘CAUSE THE PHONE SAYS SO

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.

2013 Game Review Haiku, #25 – Battlefield 3

2013 games completed Battlefield 3

Help Sergeant Blackburn
Tell his story, of terror
Corridor shooting

These little haikus proved to be quite popular in 2012, so I’m gonna keep them going for another year. Or until I get bored with them. Whatever comes first. If you want to read more words about these games that I’m beating, just search around on Grinding Down. I’m sure I’ve talked about them here or there at some point. Anyways, enjoy my videogamey take on Japanese poetry.