Hmm…something about this feels familiar. Oh, right. That’s because last November, I wrote up a little post about my top five most annoying videogame sidekicks, focusing in on the sidekicky aspect of the business. I mean, adventuring into the unknown is one thing, but doing it with a chatty brat is another. Sure, any of those could easily get smashed into bits by today’s 30 Days of Gaming topic train, but I decided to think some more and found a few other contenders. And we’re going with Tom Nook, simply for his sheer audacity to never, ever change.
Tom Nook is a
raccoon tanuki that runs a shop called Nook’s Cranny in your town in all versions of Animal Crossing. He starts out as a nice fella, giving you a home to live in. One small caveat though: you’ll have to pay him for it, and he’s okay with payments over time, so long as you eventually pay it off. Once you do, he’ll expand your house, opening up more rooms to decorate…so long as you keep paying him, too. That’s fine. That’s kind of how it works in real life, minus the talking raccoon, I think.
Where he gets truly annoying is in his shop. You enter Nook’s Cranny (clean thoughts, dear readers!), and he welcomes you, and gives you a list of options. You do your things, peruse his wares, and leave, but not before he can get the last word in: “Thank you! Do come again! I look forward to seeing you!” You can never just enter and leave uninhibited, like countless RPGs that let you waltz into that potions shop, knock over some bottles, and leave before anyone notices. No, not at Nook’s Cranny. Not in Nook’s book. He will greet you, he will part with you. He never breaks form. He’s like that Obama smile video. He’s like braindead. He’s like…overtly annoying.
And then he follows you around the store, like a used cars salesman, like a true furniture pusher, like an ex-lover with a vengeance. You can run rings around his desk of player tools, but he’ll catch up to you eventually. Unfortunately, the only way to determine what some of the wallpapers/carpets are is to ask him, and you have to then mash the buttons until you can get him to stop.
You want more? Evidently, after you’ve fully upgraded his shop to Nookington’s, Tom will randomly ask you some questions, and the wrong answers will result in him downgrading the store back to its original format. All that shopping…for nothing.
I’m pretty excited about all the possibilities that Animal Crossing 3DS could hit on the head, but if Tom Nook is around, well, I’m gonna be several hundred thousand bells short of excitement.
These have gotten me thinking about what I would say if I did this…Tom Nook is a really good choice.
Why, do you think, hasn’t that he prevented people from buying the next game?
Because Animal Crossing is laced with crack cocaine!
awwww ehehehe I love Tom Nook, sure he’s annoying…and he bleeds you dry and puts you into debt…but you can’t help but like him. Although if he really did exist, then yeah, he’d be really annoying.
I have a feeling that, if he really did exist, he’d be roadkill within an hour.
I think your sidekick article sums this up pretty nice.
I think an honourable mention should go to the butler from Tomb Raider III. Who among us hasn’t locked that guy in the freezer? He followed you everywhere! You’d finish an assault course and you’d hear the approaching rattle of his cups on his tray. He just never got the message.
The NPCs of Assassin’s Creed are pretty damn annoying too. Always getting in your way and knocking you over during a high speed pursuit.
Also, Gary Oak, what a prick.